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Gildeas Kelheas:
An Answer to Michael Levy
on the True Nature of Jesus Christ
A report presented to the Society at Rockaway Park NY
FROM THE RECORD OF THE PROCEEDINGS OF THE
SOCIETY
THE CHAIR:
Now at this time we do have a question before the society from the philosopher and poet
Michael Levy concerning the true nature of Jesus Christ. Just who was he?
Before we can talk about Jesus we need to determine how authentic his truth roots were? The Chair recognizes the most learned and great Biblical scholar Gildeas Kelheas who has submitted a most cogent reply to Mr Levy's question. Gildeas
Kelheas:
Thank you, Lord Chair. There has always been much scholarly dispute over the essential nature of Jesus Christ. Was he God made man or a God-Man?
Schisms, disputes, and even wars have been waged over this very issue over differences so minute and irrelevant to the teachings that I am hard pressed to find the distinctions argued for. With respect to Christ the Man, his genealogy is reported in two of the Gospels inconsistently. Yet on basis of Biblical evidence that he might have descended from Solomon and the Queen of Sheba, many Africans claim Jesus as black, an assertion, notwithstanding the historical evidence of statues to the Black Madonna far from Africa and equally far from Palestine in Poland and Russia, resoundingly rejected throughout the entire white world. After many years of philosophical investigations, reading, studying and philosophizing, I have broken new ground in uncovering the true identity of Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ! He was Irish. And the evidence is irrefutable. Jesus Christ lived at home with Mom until he was 33. He never married or had children anyone took account of. He had 12 good drinking buddies. Offered all the Kingdoms and riches of the world by the Devil himself, Christ turned down wealth in favor of philosophizing and preaching to whoever listened. Always a gadfly who enjoyed debate, Christ started out at age 12 rebuking the Temple Elders. Christ most enjoyed pulling the chain of people in power. He didn't like to watch the phonies in the Temple. (Church). Eventually after taking a bull-whip to some hypocrites, Christ decided to found his own religion. Exactly what he created has been debated for the last 2000 years. He never resorted to supernatural powers except to glorify God the Father, although he did change water into wine during a three day drunk at Cana becuse his mother told him to do so. After, parenthetically, careful study of certain apochryphal Christian texts I have concluded, not only that Christ changed water into wine, but that the true miracle occurred when he transformed wine into whiskey. Parting for the last time with his devoted friends, Christ told his friends to remember him by having a drink. The very next day, he went to his execution and demanded a drink. Certainly Sean O'Flannery could not have invented a more Irish character. Gildeas Kelheas sends greetings: An Answer to Michael Levy on the True Nature of Jesus Christ might seem controversial to some but when the proofs are carefully examined, the conclusions are irrefutable.
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